It never fails to amaze how things are always made to get worse as the days go by. Ought the streets to overflow with lava, or will we all become possessed? Who could possibly tell? Though Hogwarts had certainly been lacking in several factors (the fact that there must exist students for it to be officially called a school is a major one), at least ( Read more... )

November already. It's past two months since I've arrived here and my disgust for this city continues to escalate each passing day.

Mr. Shunsui: I do hope you've learned your lesson; a wizard's wand is not a toy. Remember that next year around Halloween.

I in turn have learned my own lesson: never under any circumstances leave the Network ( Read more... )

Ms. Lovegood. May I remind you that should any of your little "friends" make their way into my apartment I will not hesitate in using them to test my latest potion designed to strip skin from muscle and bone.

Professor Dumbledore, sir. A word when you have the time.

Mr. Zeeman. How have we been feeling lately ( Read more... )

Hogwarts is a school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

If I see any of your detestable faces there, you had better have a good reason for visiting. Unless you are a student or a faculty member, you've no business being there.

In fact, I severely doubt any of you have the cranial capacity to even find the place.

And none of your homes sound the ( Read more... )